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November 24, 2005 Edition

Dear Max:

Max, my mommy and I (a mini poodle pup) recently moved to a new home. I have never been a fan of slippery floor. (I HEART carpet!) Yet our new place is ALL slippery floor! I’m having issues. How do I deal?


Dear Leeloo,

Two words: Area rug.

Dear Max:

This is a most personal question, one of which most celebrities shy away from but I just have to know; do you have a little doggie girlfriend? I’m assuming you do after seeing that little wandering left eye of yours. I bet I can speak for all of us out here, that you are the “Doggies Howl!”


Dear Colleen,

First of all, thank you. It’s true, many celebrities don’t like to discuss their personal lives because when things go south, it’s painful to have it take place in the public eye. I’m okay with it. But I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a hedgehog that I like to play fetch with and that leaves little time for anything else. If you know girl that will throw my hedgehog for me…maybe I’ll consider it.

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