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Dear Max:
I think my boyfriend
may be cheating on me. I found a thong on his bathroom floor, and
it wasn't mine. I want to confront him, but what if it's something
like his sister's? Or what if it's his? That could get
awkward. However you slice it, I want to know. What should I
do?
Thongless in Theattle
Sometimes I ask for things, about things, to do things, and nobody ever
understands. I asked for a snack very recently, and nothing.
Blank stares. "What, Max? What is it?" Mother of
Moses! It's written right here on my face. So ask away, but
if you don't get the response you wanted, don't be surprised.
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Dear Max:
I'm tired of living a
lie. I'm thinking of coming out. What do you think?
Imprisoned in Indianapolis
Come on out. I love being
outside. There's so much to smell.
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